The dragon
The BBC is considering a new late-night spin-off of Dragons’ Den called Dragons’ Harem, which will feature Duncan Bannatyne dancing provocatively whilst glaring at plastic kittens.
Hello
I’ve not been around for a while, but hello!
what are the first 3 words you see?
crush, fool, mania
Naked, Obsession, Secrets
Bail, fool, leave.
Which makes sense.
CUT. PEE. PASSION.
The story of my life. In reverse.
“
Don’t let flaccidity ruin your sex life.
Ok then, Mr Spammer. I won’t.
Lights Out: The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain performs a rather splendid rendition of Ennio Morricone’s “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.”
[via.]
Splendid. Absolutely splendid.
(via redsuspenders)
What the fuck are you talking about?!?!? BIG BIRD IS REAL!
And carnivorous.
Sometimes I worry our society has lost its way.
And then I see things like this.
Fairly sure those were on the last series on The Apprentice. Bloody awful, as Lordallun would say.
Secret pride: I have never seen even one episode of The Apprentice.
But I’m not judging you just because you have. Honest.
Shame. You missed this in the Shopping Channel task.
